The goth castle

Hello darlings and dark ones!

Welcome to the castle, where strange noises (usually the cat) and stranger things happen (we sometimes smile at visitors).

This is just our little web site, but feel free to contact us if you feel the need.

Regrettably we're not longer taking requests for curses, hexes, dark wishes or diabolic dream charms. The last one exploded and we still haven't found most of the last victim. The bits we did find were stuck up a tree - and as our legal advisor explained this caused a devilish amount of paperwork.

Before you ask, no we are not Satan worshippers - he just likes to pop in for tea very often. We think he likes the biscuits.